String Quotage

Mr. Crumpet collects string. He’s not sure why, but he believes he has a cousin who collects rubber bands.

Mr. Crumpet also collects quotes about string. These are his two favorites:

A world without string is chaos.

- Rudolph Smuntz, Mouse Hunt (1997)

And:

On his deathbed, Morris Zelig tells his son that life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering, and the only advice he gives him is to save string.

- The Narrator, Zelig (1983)