Time Machine

Paul the Mighty Octopus Oracle
No Worries
From the What Can’t Elephants Do? Files
“At the Zoo”
The Hat Makes the Man II
Taking It Easy (plus, Milton’s Musical Clip of the Week and a Word of the Week
Milton’s Musical Clip of the Week: He Needs Me
Does Phil Dream of Electric Reindeer?
And It Won’t Eat Your Doughnuts and Jam
Phil’s Wii Haiku
A Mouse is a Mouse?
The Search Continues
Reports of Radio Star’s Death Greatly Exaggerated
Equal to 40,000 Backseat Drivers in the Balance
They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To
Phil the Owl’s Seven Days of Electronic Marvels
Sweepin’ the Clouds Away
Philately We Go
World War I Flying Hound
Pen Fancy II
The Hat Makes the Man
(Benighted) Word of the Week: Equinox
The End of the Beginning, Or, a Long-Unfinished Project Gets Finished
Moving History
The New Urban Workforce
Scientist Smash!
But What’s His Time on the 100 Meter?
Not So Simple
He Was Surprisingly Light on His Feet
A Penny for Your Thoughts
The Nosh of Champions
Flopsy, Mopsy, and Google
Into the Wild
“Mr. Bear, Your Card is in the Mail”
Tora! Tora! Tora! at Torrey Pines
Spooky
Sealed for Freshness
A Bear and His Bike
Little Big Box
The Science of Pants
Word of the Week: Flibbertigibbet
A Warning or an Enticement?
Duck Duck Couture
The Ministry of Bean Cakes
Daylight “Saving” Time
These Booties are Made for Mushin’
Leapin’ Lizards!
Lazination
The People’s Choice
A Master’s in Pogonics
In With the New
Of Growleries and Turveydrops (Part III)
Of Growleries and Turveydrops (Part II)
Of Growleries and Turveydrops (Part I)
A Christmas Gift to the Nation
Eggnog 2: Electric Gogol-Mogoloo
A Monster? No, Just Misunderstood.
Timbit Cheer
The Tale of Miss Potter
Word of the Week: Mattoid
Left in the Wash
Mrs. Cleveland, Where Are You?
Marmalade (Still) In, Marmite Out
Oh, Frightful Visage
“You Be Good, See You Tomorrow, I Love You”
Uncle Sam vs. Sam the Eagle
A Face To Go With The Name
The Gable
Breathless Anticipation
Connecticut Yankee
Stratego by way of Vermeer
The Unbearable Lightness of Pants
Bears and Rabbits and Elephants! Oh, my!
Claw-Tapping Tunes
He Strikes Again
Mr. Crumpet and Dr. Recherché
A Chimp By Any Other Name
The Tell-Tale ‘Stache
High-Falutin’ Talk
Mr. Baseball
The Moles
Glamour Shot
Orange Bear Answers the Mail
Update on the Long-Unfinished Project
Only the Shadow Knows
All in the Family
Phil’s iPod Shuffle Haiku
The Whiz Kid
A Gourmand’s Delight
Little Bear, Big Sneeze
A Long-Unfinished Project
Christmas in Top Hats
Of Mice and Bears
The Germans Were Coming
Graveyard of Dead Blogs
Phil’s Friend
Christmas in July
Woe is Turkey
Will Ferrell’s Watch
The Future
A Gadget Explosion
“In Flanders Fields”
Guinness World Records Day
All Creatures Great and Greater
Conspicuous Consumption
A New Sheen for an Old Favorite
The Return
Artsy Whatsits
All Your Jenga are Belong to Us
Steve Irwin: 1962-2006
Saying Goodbye to an Old Friend
Day Thirty: Maine
Day Twenty-Nine: London
Day Twenty-Eight: Switzerland
Day Twenty-Seven: Montana
Day Twenty-Six: Scotland
Day Twenty-Five: Amalfi Coast
Day Twenty-Four: Somerset, UK
Day Twenty-Three: Holland
Day Twenty-Two: Jerusalem
Day Twenty-One: Pennsylvania Dutch Country
Day Twenty: Ireland
Day Nineteen: Norway
Day Eighteen: Cape Peninsula
We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Posting…
Day Seventeen: New Zealand
Day Sixteen: Gaspé Peninsula
Day Fifteen: Victoria, BC
Day Fourteen: Hokkaido
Day Thirteen: St. Petersburg
Day Twelve: Smoky Mountains
Day Eleven: Kyoto
Day Ten: Wales
Day Nine: Crater Lake
Day Eight: Seville
Day Seven: Monterey Peninsula
Day Six: Mauritius
Day Five: Venice
Day Four: Kodiak Island
Day Three: Cappadocia
Day Two: Patagonia
Thirty Days Around the World
Pen Fancy
Better Than Porridge?
End of an Era
Everyday Occurrence
In This Corner…
Is It Water-Resistant, Too?
Yevgeny
Fever
Cat Beats Bear
Rescue Me
The Amazing Brainkin
Dander Begone
Free Them!
Amazing! Astounding! Astonishing!
Tall Hat Diplomacy
An Enduring Friendship
Tearful Ending at Old Hilltop
No, it’s not about Russian politics
Phil the Owl with Kung Fu Grip
A Riddle Wrapped in an Enigma
Just Past San Francisco
I Recommend Pleasant
Zoinks! Like, that’s a giant dog!
Trojan Pandas
Giant Is As Giant Does
Frank’s Quest
Horseshoe of Fire
Catch Me If You Can
Coolest Hat
Archie the Giant Squid
Pancake Day
Don’t forget elephant soccer
But where’s the phone?
I, Bear
Twin Tales of Survival
Phil’s (Really) Big Brother
Oh, the Dirigible!
Yellow Just Screams for Attention
iPants
Knork
Meet Phil
Rewind to the Beginning
A True Story
100 Acres Are Still 100 Acres After 80 Years
Must Be Something In The Water
lnternauts Ahoy!
Loud Was The Voice Of The Lonely Goatherd
Flosh
Green Eggs and Crumpets
Orange Bear in Oh-Six!
And They Make Pretty Good Cheese, Too
To Dough or Do-nut?
The Québécois Bears
Squirrel Speaks English!
Of Pilgrims and Pancakes
Very, Very Small Strings
Woolly Thoughts
The Endurance
400 Years Ago Today
Are You A Sudokulist?
Kamchatka, Ho!
How Many Taffies Will Fit In A Hat?
All I Want Is A Beard When I Grow Up
Bittersweet Bogs
I Say Flapjacks, You Say Hotcakes
Woodsy Folks