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Knork

January 12, 2006

Do you bemoan those moments when you need a knife and you have only a fork? Mr. Crumpet does.

“I wish I had a knife, but I only have this lousy fork” was once a common refrain heard in the Crumpet household. (It seems someone was hoarding the knives.)

Enter the Knork.

Mr. Crumpet triumphantly demonstrates the power of the Knork on a stack of pancakes. “It’s a fork and a knife. Isn’t that wonderful?”

“I have bear teeth. I have bear claws,” protests Orange Bear. “I have no need for a fork. I have no need for a knife.”

“But it’s a Knork.”

“Hmm…true.”

“Then you can use the Flosh I gave you after you’re finished using the Knork,” smiles Mr. Crumpet.

“You win.”

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