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Coolest Hat

March 2, 2006

As they walk through the woods on a chilly winter’s day, Orange Bear observes Mr. Crumpet’s couture.

“Maybe it’s the hat,” offers Orange Bear.

“What’s wrong with my hat?” asks Mr. Crumpet defensively, stopping in his tracks.

Your look’s really not empowering to the youth culture.”

“What?”

“It’s kinda 140 years ago.”

Mr. Crumpet is crestfallen.

“Cheer up, old friend,” says Orange Bear. “Just wear a Kangol hat. All the cool people have ’em, like Samuel L. Jackson and Jude Law.”

Crumpet in Kangol

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