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Horseshoe of Fire

April 7, 2006

"You know, Orange Bear," muses Mr. Crumpet over a stack of buttermilk pancakes, "if the Ring of Fire is really shaped like a horseshoe, why isn't it called the Horseshoe of Fire?"

Orange Bear covers his ears.

"And why aren't Panama hats called Ecuador hats? Did you know they're made from a palm plant native only to Ecuador?"

Mr. Crumpet pours hot maple syrup over his pancakes.

"It'd be a perfect hat, too, if you added a couple more inches to the crown."

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