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The Return

November 4, 2006

This weekend gave Mr. Crumpet an opportunity to respond to the mail, which had piled up over the past several weeks.

Dear Mr. Crumpet,

I can’t seem to cheer up my dear old Mr. Grebe. He’s eating his feathers nonstop! He’s inconsolable, and I don’t know why.

I’m at plumage’s end, please help!

Sincerely,

Mrs. W. Grebe

Dear Mrs. Grebe,

What Mr. Grebe needs is to feel young again. I recommend joining a ballroom dancing club in your area. Waltzing to “The Blue Danube” will surely bring smiles to your bills.

His feathers will thank you for it.

Best regards,

Mr. Crumpet

3 Comments leave one →
  1. A Feline Ally permalink
    November 7, 2006 7:00 am

    Ballroom Dancing? Mr. Crumpet truly is a man wearing many hats!

  2. A Feline Ally permalink
    November 7, 2006 7:00 am

    –All at once even! 🙂

  3. November 8, 2006 4:03 pm

    Mr. Crumpet is no chapeaugrapher, mind you, but he does like to put hats to good use.

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