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The Tell-Tale ‘Stache

April 23, 2007

“Bah,” gripes Orange Bear, “Mr. Crumpet thinks he’s so special with his Absurdly, Ridiculously Long-Unfinished Project. Well, I’ve important work of my own, too.”

At this time, Orange Bear is considering an encyclopedic and comprehensive study of facial hair.

“Of which, I might add, I have plenty,” he boasts.*

For now, Orange Bear will content himself by researching the work of others. The current Wikipedia entry on the mustache reveals the following fascinating insight into literary legend Edgar Allan Poe:

* That mustachioed Frogmouth has you beat, Orange Bear.

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