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Lazination

February 28, 2008

During the winter months — and there’s been no shortage of snow here this winter — Orange Bear enters into a deep lethargic state he calls “hibernation.” Others might be more inclined to call it “lazination.”

In any case, Orange Bear consumes the same amount of food as he did previous to his alleged hiberation. Right now, he’s plowing through a box of (full-sized) honey and maple dip doughnuts from Tim Hortons.

“Excuse me,” he blurts between mouthfuls, “but I’m rebuilding my hibernation reserves.”

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