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A Bear and His Bike

May 31, 2008

Summer’s just around the corner, which means Orange Bear will be eating more than his fill of funnel cakes and fried Snickers bars. In the past, it has been diplomatically suggested to Orange Bear that he perhaps find some healthy way to offset this caloric tidal wave.

“Exercise?” scoffed Orange Bear. “I’m a bear.”

(This is his answer for many things.)

Recently, this Non-Exercising Bear was watching the Flickering Box with Phil the Owl when he happened to catch the always head-turning sight of Muppets on bicycles.

Phil said, “Look, a bear on a bike.”

Orange Bear laughed it off. “That’s just a movie.”

Secretly, however, Orange Bear was quite jealous. Fozzie Bear did look like he was having quite a bit of fun.

To be continued…

2 Comments leave one →
  1. truce permalink
    June 1, 2008 7:57 pm

    Fozzie bear has a very cool bike, with 1970’s style handlebars. Its all about getting the right gear, this exercise lark.

  2. June 2, 2008 5:23 pm

    Yes, Orange Bear actually ended up with something pre-1970s, but he’ll share that bit later.

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