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A Penny for Your Thoughts

August 29, 2008

A concerned reader writes:

Dear Orange Bear,

Your dismissal of the two-wheeled arts earlier this summer distressed me greatly. I entreat you to reconsider your contrarian views on exercise. As a bear in the public eye, you are setting a bad example. Exercise can be fun if you think out of the box.

I have attached a suggestion below. Perhaps you will consider this mode of transportation while there are still a few days left (unofficially) of summer.

All the best,
Mr. Crumpet

P.S. You just might find one in the shed if you look hard enough. (Near the eight-track tapes.)

Mr. Crumpet?” says Orange Bear. “Is he back?”

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