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Powerful Whiskers

July 27, 2009

As Orange Bear continues to labor in obscurity on his encyclopedic and comprehensive study of facial hair, he has come across a creature that rivals the Markhor in hirsute magnificence.

That would be the Bornean Bearded Pig. True to its name, the Bearded Pig possesses rather bushy whiskers that make it resemble the mutton-chopped likes of Jules Ferry, Chester A. Arthur (below), and a whole host of now forgotten political figures from the 19th century.

“The Bornean Bearded Pig,” declares Orange Bear, “shall not be forgotten.”

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